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Adjective. When you can clearly tell someone is blazed by looking at there face. Eyes are usually red, puffy, or droopy. Jaw might be dropped a little, and the occasional drool. *Rarely*
Abe- Wow Spence just walked into school he has his B-Face on.
Alexa- What a Guido.
Abe- Shut up Alexa.
B-Face by AbePasic December 10, 2009
v. To inflict damage upon oneself in order to (falsely) blame a group of people that you hate for hurting you. This is most often done as a stunt in order to affect a political campaign.
Hey, it's that bitch from Texas who B faced herself in Pittsburg and blamed a black guy to gain sympathy from voters in Pennsylvania to get McCain into the white house. What a fucking Republican Nazi douche.
B face by ChuckChaser69 March 1, 2009
"hey dummy, you're a b face"
b face by Julia Guthrie May 17, 2006
ACRONYM FOR
FAT
ASS
COLLARD GREEN
EATING
BITCH
"VESTA'S SUCH A
FACE B THAT SHE COULDN'T EVEN FIT INTO THE CHAIR".
FACE B by WILLAVESTA March 5, 2009

R.B.F. (resting bitch face) 

A condition where the face seems to be in a scowl even when not displaying any emotion
She looks pissed.
She's not she just has R.B.F. (resting bitch face)
Names get shortened everyday.
Richard = Dick.
HENCE...
Facebook = Facey B.
"Betta upload dem pics to Facey B init."
"Kl. gonna log into Facey B NAOUGHW!"
"Sfe."
Facey B by Jazzybob December 31, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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