cart goblined

(verb) The past tense act of a mythical goblin having stolen the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was in the middle of checkout, but I got cart goblined!

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

Beverage Goblin

Someone who has more than 1 beverage at a time. 1 for hydration, 1 for energy & 1 for fun.

Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.

by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024

goblin face

When someone is so ugly they look like a fantasy creature out of this world

Person 1: Hey, goblin face!
Person 2: Don't call me that, Im not that ugly.
Person 1: yeah right! Only a goblin mother could love that face.

by dfgjdfpgjdfo February 23, 2017

Bobber goblin

Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.

I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.

by Harshdrummer April 20, 2022

Goblin

Somebody who tells people to go "insert made up creature name" somewhere else

Anthony: Go troll somewhere else

Brendan: Go goblin somewhere else

by treeface94 July 3, 2009

Prompt Goblin

A person who constantly uses ChatGPT or AI

Aaron is such a prompt goblin, he would never pass this course without ChatGPT

by Lantzelot September 1, 2025

Goblin on drums

A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")

Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019