flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)

Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map

by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011

Flapped

When you get hit by a wing; combination of the words "flap" and "slapped"

Yeah I got flapped in the face by one of the chickens. One of those goddamn pigeons flapped me as it flew by!

by Origin_of_Librium March 22, 2021

in a flap

When there’s no chicken in KFC and you don’t know what to do.

Ahh mate, KFC have run out of chicken, I’m in a flap.

by OxfordJohnson February 21, 2018

spin flaps

Pain and tenderness of the labia majora following an intensive exercise class on a static bicycle.

I had a great workout this morning but, unfortunately, now I have spin flaps.

by Egnaro March 23, 2025

Poon Flap

When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese

Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao

by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023

Flaps

An either temporarely or permanent state in your life in which everything results in failure. Such failure where the people around are you are ashamed but mocking you. This can be used as a name aswell

X - Omg, I had such a Flaps last night..
Y - Dude, last night? You have Flaps since the day I met you!

or

X - Cmon man, how hard is it? You look like you're a Flaps!
Y - Like you're never messing up, its just a short Flaps...
X - What ever Flaps, you're having Flaps so often that im emberassed...
Z - Hahaha look at him being a Flaps!

by Quadrophenia June 25, 2009

Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.

The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.

by Sparkle Horse kitten February 8, 2017