Dog and Duck

A euphemism for going to the toilet.

"I'll be there in a minute, I just have to go and make the Dog and Duck"

by karientoch March 18, 2019

Fat duck

A way of saying someone has a massive forehead without them realising

Bob “Hey Joe you Have a fat duck”
Joe *confusion*

by Skezzy212 November 21, 2019

Peaking Duck

The duck that comes out of a girls vagina to bite you.

Dana went to the ER because his lady friends peaking duck bit his dick off.

by Crab-Rangoon March 13, 2019

ducks in a bag

Having a task/thing "in the bag" or successfully completed because you had your "ducks in a row" or all of the steps to completing your task/thing done. Often used when you are very smug, and when you are bragging. Bringing you, your "Ducks in a Bag"

Dude 1: wow, so I heard you won that best team captain of the year award.
Dude 2:yeah, I had my ducks in a bag from the very start.
Dude 1: how did you do that?
Dude 2: lots of bribes and sucking up to people.
Dude 1: well it worked.....

by charachar August 26, 2010

poached duck

poached duck, noun. a ridiculously inside pitch that causes the batter to spin around with his arms all twisty like.

Man, I killed Shane Vic last night with the poached duck to close out an 11 inning battle.

by Big Z's Bullpen Express April 26, 2010

duck butter

noun. The scum that collects in the foreskin; a mixture of lint, sweat, dirt, etc.

Dude I had a doubleheader tonight and i had the worst case of duck butter because of those damn uniforms. That shit's nasty

by DudeManBroGuyPalPartnerBuddyFriend February 21, 2008

Duck Ass

A hairstyle from the mid 1950s that resembled a duck's arse. Both men and women wore this hairstyle. On men, it was held in place with grease.

Also called a D.A.

Elvis Presley wore a duck ass hairdo.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005