my spoon is too big

A rejected commercial from the family learning channel

My spoon is too big

I am feeling fat and sassy today

My anus is bleading *yayyyy*

by coasterenthusiast October 6, 2016

Spoon with a little bit of flavour on it

A slang term used to define a spoon with a tiny bit of snow cone on it. Properly pronounced spoon wif a widdow bit a fwavow on it. (Spoken like elmer fudd but in a baby voice)

Me:Would you like a Spoon with a little bit of flavour on it?
Marty: HAHA, YA!!

by D_to_the_Avid July 24, 2008

captain spoon pocket

Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.

"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"

by kefka March 5, 2004

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.

Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?

by El*Duche February 27, 2005

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011

born with a silver spoon up the arse

When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.

Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar

A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.

Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014