Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear

To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte

by notRileynotMir May 06, 2020

Viva La Patria

A phrase used by Argentines to honor the fatherland

Person 1: The falklands are british
Person 2: Viva la patria
Person 1: *dies*

by TheLordJesús June 15, 2018

la vida loca

Spanish for "The crazy life," means doing wild and crazy things that make you cool.

Ricky Martin says he is living La Vida Loca. Except he speaks Spanglish. Not loca.

by AJ de la Crest May 03, 2007

Vete a la verga

Mexican vulgar slang. Pretty much means “Go to hell” or “Go Fuck yourself” It’s on those lines.

Julio: Me acoste con tu mujer...
Carlos: Despues de todo este tiempo! Vete a la verga!

by DaddyMints February 05, 2021

Lavate Las Manos

Means 'wash your hands' in Spanish.

A phrase used on the US television show 'American Dad' when Steve went to work at what he thought was Hogwarts, and actually turned out to be a place where Mexicans, possibly illegal, were creating drugs.

Mexican: Lavate Las Manos
Steve: Is that a spell?
Mexican: LAVATE LAS MANOS!
Steve: Lavate las manos!
Mexican: LAVATE LAS MANOS!!!

by Catrin T February 28, 2010

me la suda

I don't give a damn
I just simply don't care
Literally:
(present) It makes sweat my penis
(past) It made sweat my penis

It is used mostly on spain and some latin american countries to express a metabolic process that occurs every second and matches in time with what you are saying/doing.

I would care more for a fat old man farting in some random place on earth than what you are saying, me la suda!

Amigo! what you are saying me la suda!

Amigo! what you said me la sudó! (Past)

That to me, me la suda!

by elmikesv July 01, 2014

sacate las chichis

take out your Boobies; breasts; titties; hooters; etc.

that truck says sacate las chichis shall i show it to them? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by toxicvic September 05, 2021