Text coward

A person who is such a wuss that he can only act all bolshie and tough by text message, but not by phone and most certainly not face-to-face

He's having a go at me by text message again. What a text coward!

by King Drax October 29, 2012

textassult

An insult via text.

I read my text after I broke up with my girlfriend, only to find the beginning of a textassult that would last for a week.

by wordcarpenter December 12, 2012

Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

by RMWRan September 16, 2012

textaplexy

Textaplexy: a disease commonly found in 21st century teenagers, causing them to text and chat via (facebook, twitter, and tumblr). This causing usually regrettable and undesirable consequences the following day.

Brent suffering from a severe case of Textaplexy; had a severely regrettable discussion with Josiah about anal intercourse that night.

by Disease master 12 January 10, 2013

text teasing

When someone texts you, often about something important, you text them back, then…….SILENCE.

"I'm so over Jennifer. She's famous for text teasing. She always leaves me hanging with these super important texts, I respond right back, then NOTHING. I'm gonna start calling her out on it…"

by Leem37 December 23, 2013

textagraph

A portmanteau of "text message" and "paragraph", used when someone sends you a freakishly large text.

"Jesus Frank, if we need milk just come out and say we need milk, cool it with the freaking textagraphs you crybaby"

by Skin E Dude July 30, 2014

text offender

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.

Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.

by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014