taking back thursday

A kickball team formed by the bands Taking Back Sunday and Thursday (hence:Taking Back Thursday)during down-time at Warped Tour '04.

Person: Is Taking Back Thursday that band that sings "You're So Last Summer"?
Me: Noooo. That's Taking Back SUNDAY. Taking Back THURSDAY is the kickball team.
Person: Oh! Silly me...

taking back thursday by G.G. July 7, 2006

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Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.

Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.

Taking Grandma to Applebees by Rex Acren November 11, 2010

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taking a fred

To defecate after holding it in for several hours.

Taking a fred is so relieving.

taking a fred by Bob Endom September 7, 2006

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taking care

When sick of being at work, this is the act of thwarting all responsibility, and simply leaving.

Worker 1: Dude this fuckin sucks. Are you taking care soon?
Worker 2: No you asshole, we have a manufacturing readiness review meeting at 3!
Worker 1: Take care, young fella.
Worker 2: I hate you.

taking care by care taker October 12, 2009

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Talkin Chickens

To lie in an extreme manner; to lie obtrusively.

I got sucked by 3 bitches at once last night.
You talkin chickens breh.

Talkin Chickens by joogness February 8, 2013

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taking 99's

When someone takes forever to do something.... They take 99's

Holy bro hurry up, your literally taking 99's

taking 99's by J valho March 6, 2017

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Multi-tasking

Juggling far too many tasks at the same time, half of which are light years away from your job description, because your boss is too much of a tight-arse to recruit properly, despite picking up a certain percentage of his salary precisely for recruiting and managing his own personnel.

The boss had me multi-tasking on PR, corporate relations, synergy management and copy-pasting all at once!

Multi-tasking by Synergies February 18, 2011

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