Pork Stuffing

Sexual Position involing four people, 3 males, 1 female (optional) preferably a midget. It requires one person, preferably the midget, to be suspended by two others from anal and oral penetration while the fourth person rotates them (as you would roll a barrel) and ejaculates on them. It's supposed to resemble roasting a pig over a fire.

Me, my dad, and my best friend got with Vernon Troyer and we all did some Pork Stuffing.

by Sex Chef October 18, 2008

maori shuffle

by far the best way to shuffle cards. But not the most stylish, but the most random. You put all the cards on the table facing the same way, such as all face up or all face down.then, you use your arms and move the cards about. This shuffle is the best

maori shuffle, slide, or pro style?

by mr. marshmallow 29 December 16, 2008

stuffucking

The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).

I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Adderall Shuffle

The repeated movements people do while on medium to high doses of Adderall. Examples of this include, but are not limited to:

1. Standing in place while swaying your hips from side to side.

2. Standing with your feet shoulder width apart, then swinging your left foot to touch your right foot, back to shoulder width apart, then swinging your right foot to touch your left foot, back to shoulder width apart. Repeat.

I just walked by Matt's office. Guess what I saw... The Adderall Shuffle.

by dankoni October 23, 2009

shuff-a-long

The teenagers in a high school hallway who always happen to be walking right in front of you...VERY SLOWLY. Typically when you are on your way to a major class.

Greg: Sorry, Miss Piontek! I would've made it to English class faster if I wasn't stuck behind a herd of shuff-a-longs.

by Sapphy May 4, 2009

thorazine shuffle

the foot dragging, lethargic, stride of walk> when under the influence of potent phyc-meds, aka thorazine

check out that guy on the path , doing the thorazine shuffle

by doinksplat February 18, 2013

Shufflecock

1. Verb. Giving a guy head and then leaving him hard with his pants down around his ankles. Usually occurs when male is inebriated, causing him to "shuffle" around the room with junk exposed. Includes: shufflecocked, shufflecocking, et al.

Example:
GF1: "Eric was a real dick at the party. So I shufflecocked that douche."
GF2: "That's almost as bad as blue balls."

by BigRed20 June 23, 2007