seilhamer

Typically a Seilhamer is a fat Jewish teenager, who's activities consist of playing runescape all day, and wasting oxygen.

"What a Seilhamer."

by dsmithhoss July 2, 2016

stealthclick

-verb (v.)
-noun (n.)
The act of stealthily clicking an object in the monitor of said screen. This will occur naturally to men and less to women, the human will stealthclick unto said "porn website" to hide information about said "anal videos"

"Jerry, where you stealthclicking?"

by inventingwords May 22, 2016

stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.

I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.

by Petestream May 12, 2016

stealing Harvard

(based on the movie Stealing Harvard): robbing a bank in order to specifically pay off an expensive tuition or a mortgage

is stealing Harvard even a crime? probably not, if there was no one killed in your attack, and if you stole the money only to re-invest it in the economy

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

Stealth Dreidel

A dangerous device used by the craftiest of individuals, the Stealth Jew. It emits a powerful sleeping gas, which will render the victim ripe for shekel-taking.

Person 1: "Hey I have this raging headache, and I lost my credit cards."
Person 2: "Oh it was probably a Stealth Jew with their Stealth Dreidel, they run rampant around these parts."

by WallasWallas December 9, 2016

Seiligh

Another word for a very small penis. Usually a chode where the pewbs are bigger than the dick

Derrick has a seiligh.

by Aah.its.jordan April 24, 2017

Steal

To borrow with the intent to return.

Lemme steal your sugar.

by Fingdongdong March 31, 2017