2 second tony

Someone who ejaculates after only 2 seconds of sex.

Oh my god, he's a 2 second Tony.

by N1ck_the_d1ck March 2, 2016

The second great meme purge

A series of account deletions on Instagram caused by Mark Zuckerberg. Zuck's main target is meme pages.

John: Something wrong...i shake my head...@__extendo__ gone...a nigga dead.

Austin: MAJOR W
John: This is not a W. You are a victim of The Second Great Meme Purge.

by Hobosexuals May 24, 2018

Second Breakfast

The meal you tastefully enjoy after you rip a fat bowl

"I just ripped this fat bowl, time to have my second breakfast"

by Ho Ang July 7, 2020

Second dinner

Sucking your own penis after having a dinner that doesn’t fill you up.

Yo Mikey you having second dinner after that salad?

by 500ToothDinasar May 20, 2021

second-hand racism

When a person who seems to not be racist but has racist friends and/or defends racist people.

have you heard of them kpop fans? second-hand racism exists and it’s them
didn’t one of them idols do black face aswell? look at the second handed racism buddies running to ‘cancel’ us for saying that

by ryuu’s dick July 14, 2021

Second Win

When youre really tired during the night, usually working, then suddenly you feel awake again, as if it were morning. Then therefore being able to complete the task without sleep through the night.

I was working doing an all nighter and just as i was going to KO, i got second win! So i just managed to pull through in the end

by Miss Friday May 26, 2010

5 second rule

The supposed amount of time (5 seconds)you have to pick up food after it's been dropped on the ground or floor. Allegedly, the bacteria doesn't get on it before 5 seconds is up so you can still eat it if you pick it up really quickly. Sadly, it's all bullshit and not true but it makes good for justification - mainly so people don't call you gross.

*drops an ice lolly*
"FIVE SECOND RULE!"
*picks it up, brushes it off, sticks in mouth*

by Nadia July 9, 2004