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school computer

A computer that the school sends you.

What you are bound to get in a school computer:

Old hardware

Bad Antivirus software

Extremely strict parental controls

The inability to download anything

Internet Explorer

An old integrated graphics card

The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads

The desire to force the school to pay for said PC
"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"

"Dude, I feel your pain. "

"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"

"Yeah, me too."
by Myswea T. Balls April 2, 2010
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Fuck school day

Oct. 30 national fuck school skip it smoke there and take a shit in there sinks cause fuck it
Yo dude national fuck school day let’s gooooo
by Small dick gang for life October 24, 2019
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Mira Loma High School

aka International Baccalaureate nerd kingdom *cough* AP sucks *cough*, it doesn't matter how muscular you are or how cool you seem, at this high school in Sacramento it's all about brainpower and liberal ideals. The Mira Lomans pride themselves on paving the way for the IB program in the Americas with their creative streaks of bs'ing assignments and living on intelligentsia inspired smoothies and coffee derived from the arcanum formulas of their national winning Science Olympiad team. God forbid you might be a below average student or a conservative leaning individual, because you'll get eaten alive by the Prius-driving, science-loving, overachieving hippies at this place. If you have a tumblr, are idealistic, and are questioning your sexuality, you'll probably fit right in. The only time brawn trumps brain is during ML's annual Sports-A-Rama; a Hunger Games competition between the classes introduced to ML by La Sierra High
That rainbow hair -dyed SJW is probably from Mira Loma High School
by drubionurban March 16, 2017
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kashoot up the school

When your class is playing Kahoot and you accidentally shoot up the school.
"WOAH MAN I GOT THIS ANSWER WRONG, TIME TO KASHOOT UP THE SCHOOL"
by BootyHandler October 21, 2017
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King Philip Middle School

King Philip is a middle school located in WeHa the rich part of Connecticut. If you are white and think you are thug you will fit in perfectly;however, it is better to be black and thug because you will be praised by the white kids. King Philip is also home to fuck boys who think they are cool for getting shitty grades and doing stupid shit.
King Philip middle school has many after school clubs.
by Reid808 January 25, 2018
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Amherst High School

Amherst High School is a low budget school made for people who drop out before they are even a Sophomore. Vape in the bathroom is the most popular thing, everyone will ask you for dip as soon as you mention anything about Copenhagen or god forbid Grizzly. Everyone is either a complete thot, drug abuser, nerd, band nerd, emo, or a fuck boy. Amherst High School is a 2/10 wouldn't get gum cancer again.
by JerkMeJerkMeNow July 24, 2018
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Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts

A hellhole highschool that prides itself on being "the top performing arts high school" in the Illawarra, but is a communal area for fuckboys and cunts to hangout and smoke weed.

The school's principal is a person that most people in the school think is a homosexual, who enforces the school uniform rule way too harshly, and will literally yell at you if your socks are slightly discoloured.
Full of suicidal teenagers who think they're the shit because they do drugs and get smashed, and have sex.
The ever so famous boys bathrooms constantly smell like piss, with urine constantly on the toilet seats, and toilet paper all over the floor. Also, there is targets in the urinal for you to aim your pee onto!
And in the girls bathroom, you can find period blood and tampons all over the floor and toilet seats! Yay! Love the feminist and free the nipple graffiti all over the stalls!
Also, this school spends more money on its yearly productions than it does on education.
Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts makes me want to neck myself!
by theedgiestlord October 30, 2018
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