roycelancastering

A masturbation technique when one dips his balls in toilet water and flushes.

My wife caught me roycelancastering last night. How do I explain that to her?

I'm gonna go roycelancaster. God it feels good.

You never roycelancastered before!!! ?? Dude, you are missing out.

by the dinz13 March 30, 2016

Royal Steve

The Royal Steve Saga II "This time it's not next time"

A film made in the spring of 2003 available on DVD, Steve saves the world fom the forces of evil.
warning...
this film kicks ass...go to: despised.co.uk for more details

1 - Sup? Raped?
2 - No dude, i jused saw Royal Steve for the first time...
1 - yeah... it'll do that
2 - {speechless}

by Royal Steve (saviour of the omniverse) March 12, 2004

royal elmer

the skin that connects your dick an your sac.

While my girlfriend was tongueing my royal elmer she was tickling my asshole.

by Bidds & MD September 8, 2007

Royedon

Name from AngloSaxonNormanScotish descent. Broken down it is Roy (king) e (of) don (leaders/kings, etc). Known for living fast and dying in middle age. Not quite Hell's Angel's material. Though living past 55 is an accomplishment. No Royedon in the last 200 years has lasted ore than 55 years. Also has a bent toward genderbending, and challenging social norms. Likes the outdoors if it's sunny and not too hot, but can often be found behind a computer screen reading UrbanDictionary entries.

Royedons can be found emanating from North Carolina but are thought to have traveled from Scotland before then. These days they can be found in all quarters of the world

by AlissiaRose February 3, 2010

royal alexander

The process by which a woman regurgitates on a man during intercourse, especially while she is giving head

She totally gave me a royal alexander

by Steebk September 5, 2015

royal welcome

When a new fish gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave poor cyril the royal welcome, cyril will never be the same again, first time he was raped.

by jonbatz March 20, 2016

Royal Me

Donald Trumps worldview is entirely about how things impact him, hence the Royal Me.

I don't care if your retirement account is off $20,000 in two days, Brexit has been great for me! (used as Royal Me)

by dmossi June 27, 2016