roasted hands

When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.

"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"

by Oooo killem August 21, 2017

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Roast Punkin

Australian slang term used to describe the food fetish act of hollowing out a pumpkin, filling the hole with butter and inserting your penis for sexual pleasure.

Tom: “Did you hear cam got his dick stuck trying to do a roast punkin?”
Quinn: “yeah he told me he’s got a food fetish now the twisted fuck”

“Cam, you’ve ruined dinner again with your fucking roast punkin!”

by Ratfdogsandbox May 29, 2023

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Roast

Hot

Whoa who's that roast?" "your such a roast" "that girls is such a roast man..

by Cathybaby March 29, 2011

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Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016

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roasting maize

When you're in a social context, supposedly "socializing" but you're not really doing that, not even you think you're doing that - you're just there; roasting maize

"Hey Zuck, why you by yourself in the corner just roasting maize? "

by Concerned Kenyan May 23, 2021

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Roasted in a beret

When you commit a social gaffe by wearing something outrageously excessive or just plain bad looking, despite the fact that you put a lot of effort and work into the outfit.

"Jesus Christ, Diane, have you seen Shelly? She's totally roasted in a beret with that hideous ensemble."

by oMmYnOmMy May 20, 2019

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