Retard proof 

this u can use for situation when you gave all correct explanations and dude u left to finish the thing does it all wrong.

Sound engenier(you left just to exist there):Everything was fine with the sound but then they changed the microphones?
You irritated:You managed to fuck up Retard proof

Retard proof by MadDogVlad November 7, 2006

Retard 

To slow down; to delay

Also;(in slang)
An idiot; some guy who does stupid things

Puting the food in the refrigerater will retard the process of decay.

"You Retard! You cant even add 1+1!"

Retard by K.U.E December 12, 2008

retardage 

the conscious act of refering yourself back to a state of mental blockage.

I could not believe the drunken retardage at the party last night.

retardage by Marissa Jenae March 26, 2008

Restard

When a piece of shit retarded computer needs to restart, yet does so with failure in some manner.

'OH MY SHITTY GOD! YOU RESTARD!!!!! What a Restard.'

Restard by Machman January 25, 2009

restard

A combination of RETARD and RESTART.

A person who restarts computer for every computer related problem thinking that it will solve issues.

Tili is such a restard. He restarted computer because of SSL certificate error.

restard by Tili October 26, 2010

ReTard 

Is also know as fucktard,dipshit.The ReTard has no life.Their pass times consist of internet and wanking over there ps2.ReTards kids only need one piece of cheese a day as that is all they can afford.

ReTard : need i say anymore :P

ReTard by Salli Malli July 29, 2008

retro retard 

Person who obliviously wears out-of-style clothes.

"Look at Sam with that Abercrombie shirt. Doesn't he know Abercrombie went out of style in, like, 2009? What a retro retard!"

retro retard by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004