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Political Coyote Ugly 

A "Political Coyote Ugly" s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.

It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
Man I was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. What a political coyote ugly.
Political Coyote Ugly by E Rad October 6, 2012
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Politicold 

When a democrat is in a room of republicans and the subject of politics comes up, and vice-versa.
Person 1: So now that the election is way past over, who'd you vote for?
Person 2: I voted for Romney, you?
Person 1: .....Obama....
Person 2-6: Wait what? You voted for him?!?!?
Person 1: (In head) Brrrr, it's about to get really Politicold in here...
Politicold by TheunknownXD April 14, 2013

politically incorrect 

a) (adj): the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

(nouns)

b) what the modern mediacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media and through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you "kisch mein royal tuchess ( translated to English as 'kiss my royal behind',קוש מיין רויאַל טאָכעס in it's original Yiddish)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak to people who are politically correct, used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking.
politically incorrect individuals, compared to the rest of the ignorant masses, are politically conscious simply because know by heart, and understand the essence of, Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum

politically incorrect 

a) (adj): the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

(nouns)

b) what the modern mediacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media and through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you "kisch mein royal tuchess (translated to English as 'kiss my royal behind',קוש מיין רויאַל טאָכעס in it's original Yiddish)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak to people who are politically correct, used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking.
politically incorrect individuals, compared to the rest of the ignorant masses, are politically conscious simply because they know by heart, and understand the essence of, Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum.

political constipation 

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.
The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.
political constipation by darcwizrd September 10, 2013

politically incorrect 

adjectives:

a) the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

b) what the modern medioacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media and through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you kiss Don Corleone's ring or die

(nouns)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak to people who are politically correct, used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking.
politically incorrect individuals, are politically conscious simply because they a) understand the essence of, Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum and b) they are not afraid to be a white crow

politician 

An immature adult that would like to be noticed by pretending to care about people they feel are below them. Politician can also be used to insult anyone that feels anything that can remotely put them down will destroy all their reputation hence politicians can't do anything wrong.

A close synonym to squeaker as low immaturity will provide similar behavior.
1. hey calm down child your worse than a politician

2. That girl is so sensitive she is like a polititian.
politician by hlczn December 20, 2013