Poon

Poon is the new and cool pronunciation of the word pwn formerly pone... because thats such a cool word already.

For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.

"Dude im going to poon you in the ghost"
"not if i poon you in the banshee"

by B.S. December 9, 2004

poon raider

to fully understand the definition of poon raider,you must understand these two words;
poonaniwich means VAGINA
and raiderwich is just derived from tomb raider
now that you understand that, you should understand this word. you can also get a certificate that means you are a certified poon raider.

Wow, that guy is such a poon raider,i would look up to him.
that guy has a special certificate. he must be a certified poon raider.or,
hey baby,Thats right im a certified POON RAIDER get ready for some poon raiding!!

go have fun and raid those poons

by fssdfhbgj December 7, 2006

Poon

A person that enjoys licking bicycle seats and cannot stop

You gotta get over pooning and move on

by Stead February 12, 2008

poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.

"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."

by Brazzle Magazzle May 18, 2006

podonk

hte noise made by a particularly large turd as it hits the water, the sound reverberating around the bowl.

podonk, went the poo

by hurleyburley23 April 19, 2008

POON

The word POON/POONING means to have sexual intercourse with another person.

Stephen and I are going to go Poon... We just got done Pooning...

by Poonie! :D August 18, 2010

Pocock

The condition of being bigoted, owing to latent homosexuality, anti-social personality disorder, childhood experience with a bikie named Bubba, or any combination or these.

The man who came into the store was such a pocock, he kept giving my homosexual colleague dirty looks and muttered something bigoted under his breath.

by HarryTanzarian September 25, 2012