Nazi Pirate

A cross breed of Nazi and Pirate. As seen in "Bob the ball" flash moive.

Nazi Pirate: I'll be takin that burger me bucko!

by Flealan July 19, 2006

Voodoo Pirate

One who has been captured by crazy ex-model hermit babes, but has escaped, thus being deemed worthy of voodoo powers given by the one and only god, the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. These people are so forth known as Voodoo Pirates, and their powers are called VooDooM. These powers consist of incredible charm, sexual abilities, and good looks(a power commonly known throughout all Pirates), Weaponry with the inability to be misplaced (usually two muskets that never run out of ammunition and only need to be cocked on dramatic occasions which, at any time, can be replaced with a single shot rifle with the same rules, and not to forget, a crazy pirate saber.) , Voodoo dolls, swordsmanship skills, Ships on fire (blue fire)and flying sharks for very few special commanders, incredibe talent in weaponry, knack for theivery, and a sweet hat, dreds and/or bandana. These Voodoo Pirates are incredibly rare, meant to lead a crew of Pirates against ninjas. They only exist in people proven to be specifically chosen by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, those who have escaped the clutches of crazy hermit babes, those who have been challenged with VooDooM, and come out on top in a dishonorable and pirate-like manner, captains of Pirate Crews before reading or enlightenment of this article, and True Ninjas turned to the pirate side. There are very few that were born with these Voodoo powers, but signs do not begin to show until mid puberty. The Second Mate of a Voodoo Pirate may also gain powers up to a full-fledged Voodoo Pirate if deemed worthy to have by the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. The gaining of VooDooM will cancel out all alliances with ninjas and disable all ninja powers.

Pirate 1: OH MY GOD!!!
Pirate 2: What, you mean the great Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Pirate 1: Yeah. Anyway, that guy can use VooDooM!!! He is a Voodoo Pirate. We should meet him.
Pirate 2: Indeed.
Pirate 1:(to his 36 pirate hookers) Follow.
*All three pirates meet and begin a conquest to destroy ninjism*

by -VooDooM- August 19, 2006

alchemy pirate

100% pure concentrated emo.

Damn, what an alchemy pirate.

by Your Motherfucking Mom December 14, 2006

Emo Pirate

It's a pirate that can't afford an eye patch so he wears his bangs like emo to cover the area of his face where the missing eye is.

Unlike emos, these pirates would cut other people, not themselves.

damn i lost my eye patch in the last attack. I'm an Emo Pirate now.

by Slunjan August 16, 2008

Sex Pirate

A sex offender that lives by the pirate code! Often in denial of being a rapist.

Judge: "The charges against your are rape, how do you plead?"
Sex Pirate: "I deny all charges of rape! I, are, an honourable man, your grace"
Judge: "So you deny that you engaged in forced sex with the victim?"
Sex Pirate: "Nay, the booty was plundered, that it was, your grace."
Judge *Shakes head*

by OhhSnap August 15, 2015

Sexy Pirate

When a male is "doing the dirty" with a female. Before the male ejaculates, he pulls out and shoots the money shot, proceeding with a kick to either knee cause the female to jump up and down on one leg covering her money shot eye.

I thought it would be quite hilarious to see Jane as a "Sexy Pirate."

by tcsp4m December 24, 2008

Pirates of the Carribean

Finally, here we have one of the very few Disney movies that don't suck ass. The movie is filled with action-packed scenes, blood, dead people, and almost none of that fruity faggot crap you typically find in a Disney movie.

I will buy Pirates of the Carribean when it finally comes out on video or DVD.

by AYB August 31, 2003