wet piece of wood

Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.

Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood

by Deedledeeledee October 6, 2019

Sledge piece

A unnaturally or just agreeably fucking massive penis. Usually Resembling the form of a baby arm grasping a small apple or elephant trunk wrapped around a coconut.

Two girls because I’m not a fucking fag
Girl 1: have you seen Brian’s dick??
Girl 2: oh yeah that’s a certified sledge piece.

by MRxBEATSxCHEEKS November 20, 2019

weather piece

When a penis changes size depending on the weather/temperature

Brrr it’s bloody freezing, I better hide my weather piece

by Weatherpiece February 27, 2020

Butt Piece

The plug to a charger. No, not a butt plug

"Do you have a butt piece? My phone is about to die."

by Cowbellg May 25, 2020

Leg piece

The leg is my favorite part of a human, it has so much juice

Leg piece of a human

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Puzzle-Piece-People

Puzzle-Piece-People are people who's whole life is a bag of different puzzle pieces from different puzzles. Each piece is a fact but by itself its meaningless unless its connected to another piece from the same puzzle. The only way they have to connect one piece to another is by force of belief, because actually facts and reason are meaningless to these people. It's a secular religion.

The QAnon is made up of Puzzle-Piece-People.

by Miles Bighorse August 17, 2020

Three Piece Meal

The act of putting your penis in the vagina, ass and mouth

Pete: "Yo man my girl let me give her a Three Piece Meal last night"
Johnny: "The question is where'd u nut"

by daddy's anal whore January 8, 2021