pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016

Pimpahontas

Native American Diva/Hustler

She is a killer at creating mass parties, while holding down a career! Only Pimpahontas could turn out an epic event on short notice!

by Pimpahontas January 7, 2017

Pimp B

Basically the best to do it thus far. By far the most underrated Pimp to do it. He can trick you out your panties or "finesse" you out your money .

I will put you on Pimp B`s market.

Pimp B the girl then.

by PhilosophyPimp April 27, 2017

Philpip

A person who fucks up ones shoes for no reason

Originating from Scouse slang

There new you philpip

by Not batty August 1, 2017

Pimp

The true meaning of Scott Labarge

How come your a pimp bro

by Scottie pimpin May 24, 2017

pimp the web

making money online, being your own boss by legally making cash online

i learned how to make money on amazon from pimptheweb.com now i totally pimp the web, i'm self employed

by 1800loco November 24, 2017

pimp change

A physical response to a male friend or coworkers dig or insults at your expense. A open hand slap delivered across the side of there face or head followed by announcing Here's your pimp change.

Guy 1- your broke ass can't even pay attention.

Guy 2- slaps him open hand across the face

Good one and here's your pimp change.

by brickeycrow November 24, 2017