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Painting the tiger

When a woman has sex with a man while she’s on her period.
Jo wasn’t overly keen on painting the tiger.
by Caledonian1976 July 14, 2024
mugGet the Painting the tigermug.

Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
mugGet the Lead paint staremug.

Finger Painting

A drawing anywhere on the body using the blood of a girl who is on her period
I just gave Sarah a finger painting and gave her a mustache.
by LadyLover199 September 16, 2018
mugGet the Finger Paintingmug.

painting her fingernails

Painting her fingernails is when a woman masturbates on the go, like in the bathroom at a party, and when she comes out the tops of her fingernails are all glossy and shiny like she just applied a new coat of fingernail polish.

Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.
She left the bathroom door unlocked and I accidentally walked in on her listening to Sade and painting her fingernails.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
mugGet the painting her fingernailsmug.

Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church December 5, 2012
mugGet the Montana Paintmug.
The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.
Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom
by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022
mugGet the Painted trim in the new bedroommug.

Paint

the stuff in your parents shower.
you found them when you were taking a bath and you thought they were doing arts and crafts because they were making a lot of noise in there the other day and now there’s glue on the wall.
you: yoooooo i just found this paint in the shower bro, i’m hungry so ima eat it..

5 hours later..

*dead*
by urmomgaee April 6, 2022
mugGet the Paintmug.

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