It means you are not pregnant and your partners sperm did not fertilize an egg during your ovulation process so the blood that would have been used to hold your baby during pregnancy now sheds out the vagina and this hurts like a bitch. Only biological woman (an adult human female) with a uterus can experience a period, also known as a menstrual cycle. No biological man will ever know what it’s like to have a period and it’s pain you must endure.
“Omg Emily I’m not pregnant”
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband “
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband “
by anonymous January 4, 2024
Get the Periodmug. Saying the word “period” not only means you get no bitches but it also refers to the definition of lesbian.
“Omg becky it’s giving baddieee perioddd”
by Quandale Dingle ||| March 18, 2022
Get the Periodmug. In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
Get the period dodgemug. The time between when one has left their previous job and before their next job has begun. It is characterized by bliss, elation, and a feeling of euphoria, as the problems and stress of the prior job are no longer relevant, and the problems of the new job are not yet known.
During her interjobal period, Sarah traveled the world and enjoyed a sense of freedom and joy she hadn't felt in years.
by pastaronisata June 26, 2024
Get the interjobal periodmug. The feeling of a creature with sword claws inside your stomach tearing your genitals apart as your vagina is bleeding satans waterfall as you have constant mood swings.
by Bitchessayperiodt October 18, 2019
Get the Periodmug. When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.
“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”
“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
by Papaduck January 6, 2019
Get the Man Periodmug. 