The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 05, 2022
This is when a girl is riding your cock and she pisses while sliding up and down your shaft so much she slides right off.
Man, this chick and I were banging after drinking all night, she ended up in the floor after an Oklahoma water slide.
by Daddy Big Balls June 11, 2021
A couple of beers. Specifically those used to mellow oneself out after a tough day on the job. After Steven Slater the stressed-out airline attendant who grabbed a couple of beers as he deployed the emergency slide and walked away from his work area, a commercial JetBlue airplane that had landed but not yet reached the terminal.
After a horrible day on the job I stopped off on my way home for a shot of Jack and chased it down with a Slater Slide.
by maximo hudson August 12, 2010
This is a sexual move used mostly by the Vulpsie. Made popular by her in the late 90's in the Bay Area gay sex scene. It's really rowdy stuff not for the faint of heart.
It involved the use of a butt plug that has been inside several butts.
It involved the use of a butt plug that has been inside several butts.
by myhk April 27, 2019
When you are completely naked and cover yourself in Italian olive oil before you run down the dorm hallway and see how far you can slide on your stomach. If not carefully lathered, the penis can catch and screech before tearing totally off resulting in a penisless man.
It was midnight last night and when I came out of the bathroom Logan was doing the Nelly Slide all the way from room 226 to 214
by shlongman24 April 09, 2021
When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.
1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?
2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet
1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet
1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
by a_lax_account June 17, 2018
A act or feeling of feeling disrespected after someone has done something, that may have been underhand/sneaky/rude so that they may gain a upper hand or taking a opportunity
by madstar August 27, 2021