number game

going to a public place and asking for people's numbers...see how many you get

hey wanna play the number game?
nah no one likes you

by definer33333 June 2, 2010

Number One

The state of being the ultimate mack daddy in conjunction with possessing another admirable talent. Therefore, earning multifaceted respect.

"Dude just crossed the finish line in first place and immediately proceeded to mack hoes... number one."

by CTroller November 19, 2009

number monkey

student at Carnegie Mellon University Tepper School of Business that is unable to communicate socially but is able to calculate the fifth, or any other derivative, in their head on a variety of complex polynomials

Top Consulting Firm Partner: I can't believe that the number monkey I interviewed today was able to explain Fermat's Theorem, but was unable to hold an intelligent conversation on anything unrelated to math.

by Number Monkey May 26, 2006

crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010

number 1 point 5

somewhere between a number 1 and a number 2, often the after effect of a rather spicy curry

'that was a well nice vindaloo last night, ive been unleashing one point fives all morning though'

by vicky bailey May 1, 2004

numb-chuck

the man that you are going to give a blowjob to must eat 10 mentholated sucrets and wait about 30-45 minute
after the wait you may give him a blow job
the sperm was effected by the sucrets and made num so once hitting you mouth it will make you tounge numb and send a tingly sensation throughout the mouth
hope you enjoy!!!

dude last night Tommy took his moms mentholated sucrets and gave me the best time of my life/ best blow job ever!!!! he likes to call it a
numb-chuck!

by londonbridgesfallingdown February 7, 2009

number 6

when one takes a shit/diarrhea in their bed.

After McKenzie questioned the smell of the room, Colleen confessed to a nasty bout of number 6.

by evan price September 3, 2006