nobs

no bullshit

oh he stink
yeah nobs

by nobsuser August 27, 2022

Noobamooba

A person that is so genius that albert einstein would suicide if he saw that person out of shame.

A: Yo, im such a Noobamooba.
B: I didn't know sticking my penis in a dead person would bring them back alive

by Noobamooba December 10, 2022

Noobcoaster

A player who unwittingly joins a highly skilled group in an online game and is unknowingly carried to victory, much like a rollercoaster ride.

"I can't believe we won that match! Dave was such a noobcoaster the whole time."

by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Noobcake

A type of noob that is so easy to overcome that you could say he/she was a 'piece of cake'.

It's the combination of the word "NOOB" with the idiom "PIECE OF CAKE.

My Friend: Yo, this match was pretty easy.

ME: Hell yea, I totally owned that noobcake!

by Fragmoney October 30, 2023

Tube Noob

Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.

on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob

by Ruberducky June 12, 2010

apoca-noob

one that clearly has not considered how to survive the coming zombie apocalypse, will make noise in built-up areas, will drive car into heavy traffic, will take the tunnel

Rick is such an apoca-noob in the TV show, I can't wait for them to catch up with bad-ass rick from the comics.

by ddude119 October 18, 2011

princess noob

A princess noob is a high demand noob. They constancy demand that people give them stuff. they love free stuff and expect you to give them stuff. They love playing the game even though they know nothing about it.

some fucking princess noob came up to me and demanded me give then shit.

by bobdod December 8, 2014