Ally Lynn Miles is the most incredible person you'll ever meet. She's insanely lovable, kind, caring, smart, and of course overwhelmingly beautiful! She's the type of girl that if you ever have her attention, you don't mess it up because you'll probably never find someone as good as her. If you can't handle the volume being at 100 95% of the time then you won't able to be around Ally because she's the life of the freaking party.
by jkdskjsdlkfaskdljfadf November 22, 2020
Get the Ally Lynn Milesmug. The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.
by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017
Get the The 2 Mile Wedgie Pullmug. The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024
Get the condom milemug. Scrawny ass bitch, with a faggot girlfriend, and a little penis. He can’t pull for shit, and has hella chuzz, and hella AIDS.
NIGGA DONT BE A MILES
by Budging April 29, 2025
Get the Milesmug. Miles is walking down the hallway
logan says whats miles like
dom says he is a bitch that everyone hates and has an imaginary penis.
logan says whats miles like
dom says he is a bitch that everyone hates and has an imaginary penis.
by not -Finn April 12, 2022
Get the milesmug. Born to the Saucier family, Miles Saucier, born to Amber Goodman Davis and James Saucier, Miles is their first child. Born in 2011 in Texas, later siblings are Connor Saucier, Jameson Saucier, Judge Alan, Lucy Saucier.
by Ryan Podessium April 28, 2024
Get the Miles Sauciermug. 