muffed

when a person gets knocked to the head with an extra heavy blow(also see murked).

I muffed him with my bat after I found out he stole my stuff.

by antoinette fleming February 19, 2003

Muffbasket

A slutty or skanky girl, also known as a muffbucket

Dude that girl's such a muffbasket.

by Auto brownboy February 25, 2010

muffcup

a word that you call someone who is being a moron or you just dont like its simply just a insult.

"fuck you mitch you stupid muffcup".

by rooksy89 October 19, 2010

mummy muff

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

by E. B. MacNaughton January 5, 2009

crusty muff

A woman who has not wiped her pussy for a long time so she gets crusty flaps

Wow Barry's nan has a crusty muff

by Thefamms March 24, 2016

muff pirate

The act of shaving the muff whilst a woman is asleep. Thus, literally pirating the muff.

I pirate so much muff I have a pubic hair stash. I am the ultimate muff pirate! Brooklyn!

by Frank Stallion August 24, 2008

Muff digger

Similar to a gold digger. One who dates sluts so they can get some muff.

Steve likes slutty girls, hes always trying to get some. What a muff digger.

by alex_bruin September 22, 2009