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Breasts that well may not be incredibly large...are perky, suckable and delicious, like a cupcake.

Meg hasn't got a huge rack. But she's got a nice pair of cupcake breasts.

by Frank Stallion July 28, 2008

The act of shaving the muff whilst a woman is asleep. Thus, literally pirating the muff.

I pirate so much muff I have a pubic hair stash. I am the ultimate muff pirate! Brooklyn!

by Frank Stallion July 28, 2008