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knob goalie

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.
It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.
by drilldoe November 30, 2013
mugGet the knob goaliemug.

knob knuckle

A knob knuckle is the term used for accidentally grabbing a testicle during the act of male masturbation, then yanking it swiftly up into the centre of an erect penis, giving a knee cap, or knuckle type appearance in the centre of the shaft.

- To knob knuckle someone is to cause them pain through some form of passive aggressive behaviour, often resulting in some subtle yet severe psychological trauma.

- To be a knob knuckle is to perform activities in a careless fashion, not paying full attention to the task in hand.
Aaargh, you've given me a knob knuckle you clumsy...
Get on with it, you great knob knuckle.
by P0rn P!g September 19, 2019
mugGet the knob knucklemug.

knob

Someone who ignores every possible nice response he could give and gives the dickhead response... ie: Mark Barlow
oh what a surprise. Mark's being a knob again.
by Weeeena May 29, 2018
mugGet the knobmug.

Lanky Knob

A lanky knob is someone who is unusualy thin and tall like a gay slenderman
That Pedo is a Lanky Knob
by Knobcheese1234567 December 2, 2024
mugGet the Lanky Knobmug.

knob sucker

A person who only sucks small dick because big dicks are too much.
Amanda is a real knob sucker.
by smikes90 June 13, 2018
mugGet the knob suckermug.

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