Kiss the Concrete

The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.

Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.

by whocares005 July 7, 2009

Karate Kiss

When someone is going in for a Karate-Chop, but they psyche you out and give you a kiss instead.

Derek laid a Karate Kiss on me last night.

by ShinnanaGUNS May 22, 2009

kiss-blocker

A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.

That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.

Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.

by Rifwalker July 11, 2010

kiss the wrapper

blow job

guy 1: what up doe, what's goodie?

guy 2: a, i met this bitch last night. we kicked it and i let her kiss the wrapper.

by what's goodie February 15, 2009

StreetRunner Kiss

Type of kiss where two people who live near each other run towards each others houses. When they meet they kiss and run back. They don't say anything before or after the kiss and they never speak of it again. This can be between boy/girlfriends or two people that barely know each other.

*texting*

Person A: Want to StreetRunner Kiss?
Person B: Ok. Leave at 12:30 sharp

by koooolkaat123 March 17, 2013

mwah-kiss

air kiss. rub cheek to cheek with pursed lips popping into clear air

She mwah-kissed the actress , chatted up the artists and gave an interview to a reporter.

by martinbarn January 5, 2014

Beanz-Kiss

(noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)

Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!

by #bobbysuedal May 11, 2014