Helen Keller

When a girl is passed out, she might as well be deaf and blind, and then you masturbate on her.

MBC was passed out on her bed from a long day of drinking and big luv came into the room and gave her the helen keller!!

by Big Luv and Happy March 2, 2008

Helen Keller

A sexual position, involving a minimum of 5 people (4 of which are men), where each man chooses an eye or ear. Then they ejaculate in each eye and ear, causing the semen recipient be deaf, blind, "dumb", and covered in semen. Just like Helen Keller.

My mom is in town. Round up the bros! We're gonna Helen Keller this bitch!

by inthePoopShoot March 30, 2009

Kelly Schaffer

a very beautiful girl that has one specific person named trevor roach that cares about her alot and would do anything for her

Kelly Schaffer you should be trevor roach's boyfriend

by penn hills army man December 1, 2010

Kelly

Kelly is the most sexy man alive. He is to awesome for everyone. Later him his life he will become a NBA MVP. He will be better than MJ,Kobe,Lebron,Lonzo,and Russel Westbrook. Kelly will also break Russel Westbrooks record.

Kelly is the MVP.

by baller big dick aj May 18, 2017

kelly

a cavewoman

that girl is such a kelly

by NexoBoi December 13, 2018

Captain Kelly

A girl with Blonde hair, who laughs weird, and loves pregnant girls named Briannas hair cuts. She also loves both Beccas, and thinks Becca C. is very pretty.

CAPTAIN KELLY (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)

by Becca A November 26, 2010

Max Keller

A small prick who likes dick up his bum(mount Gronmark)

Max Keller is a wanna

by mug1234 November 27, 2014