Jessica Jean

Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours

Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.

by Lsdpie December 9, 2021

jean loo pissoir

1. a character from the hit game everything

- the personification of a toilet

2. a faggot 😡😡😡

1. “Guys my favorite character is Jean Loo Pissoir from Date Everything”
2. “Ughhhh jean loo is a faggot and he’s so french”

by jean loo August 27, 2025

plumber jeans

jeans that look really shitty and old with holes not intended to be in them something a dyke would wear

Tom look at that dyke wearing plumber jeans. {dyke}

by thetruth79 June 26, 2016

lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 June 21, 2016

Jean-Nel

Usually a girls name, she usually is very moody and loves cuddles from her boyfriend, she also develops separations anxiety when her boyfriend leaves for more than a week. Very loving but a bit mentally unstable

Oh my soul she is a real Jean-Nel after her boyfriend left yesterday.

by paperdog69 July 4, 2021

Jean

The easiest way to have multiple names when you’re a male given this name.

“Do you want me to pronounce it as John, Jean, Shaun, or Yan?”
“Yes.”

by Koniowo July 6, 2020

Jean Shepherd

A close "cousin breed" to the well-known central-western European species of dog, this choice of canine is favored by movie-stars for its loyalty and friendly disposition.

As a child, I heard a radio-ad narrated by someone calling himself "Jean Shepherd"... I remember wondering at the time how a dog could talk.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018