January 16

January 16th is the day you meet the most amazing person in the world! Be thankful you met them :).

Person 1: Hey it's January 16th! I met you on this day!

Person 2: Yeah that's right! I'm awesome!

by ifurmom:) November 6, 2021

January 8th

National "kiss your best friends day"
Make sure you kiss all your friends, lips if you're brave, and cheek if you're a chicken. Have fun, you might uncover a secret ;)

Girl 1: *kisses Girl 2*

Girl 2: Wtf?!

Girl 1: *shows this page* it's January 8th!

"I'm gonna go kiss Ava, it's January 8th"

by Frostythesnowmansdick December 28, 2019

january 30th

National aito Day! On January 30th it’s the day where kaito and artemis have their two month anniversary.

January 30th aito day!

by imsoswagger January 27, 2021

Jumba January

When boys and girls go around using the art of Jumba throughout the month of January.

I am going to Jumba you so hard, because now it’s Jumba January!

by Mr.Blackman1908 October 7, 2020

January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

by The punster January 16, 2015

January 18

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.

Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"

by DovanUwU January 17, 2021

January 15

National give ur girl bsf a hoodie day

Girl: can i borrow a hoodie?

Boy: no
Girl: but its january 15
Boy: fine

by Heyhoyall January 12, 2021