Jacob Sartourious

N. The final stage of cancer In a person, or their singing.

Man, he was like Jacob Sartourious out there. He shouldn't have gone to a kareoke bar.

by Dictionary.com/urban August 14, 2016

jacob cunningham

This person is a small white male with usually a 2 inch penis.They also normally have anger issues and is a maximum height of 4.5 feet.

Your just like Jacob Cunningham you have a small penis with extreme anger issues.

by Jacob Cunningham February 17, 2017

Jacob Brandon

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.

That guy is a total Jacob Brandon

by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019

The Jacob Complex

When one person named Jacob finds a group of friends who slowly changes his families names with other Jacob titles even his animals all become a version of Jacob until Jacob consumes all around him only to be stopped once the world has become a Jacob itself

Damn the dude has The Jacob Complex I mean look that’s Jacob 1,2,3 and Jacob mom over there!

by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020

jacob winter

A queer that has sex with his mom.

That Jacob Winter is nasty.

by Squirrel Tug November 13, 2017

Jacob Carr

A really good farmer that likes to play farming simulator. They also like to rip fish apart at bonfires. Their swing got broke by two big nibbas.

Dude, stop trying to til the dirt, you're being a Jacob Carr right now.

by Bantsy September 24, 2019

jacob vinkle

A Pittsburgh penguins fan that for some reason really likes crosby possibly has sexual fantasies about him is kinda gay and likes xbox

Ohhhhhhh shit Jacob vinkle the pens lost to the sharks

by dad were are u January 22, 2021