Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.

Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

No nut November

A girlfriends worst nightmare

Jamie: Yo have you had sex with Jesse yet?
Gabi: no he’s participating in No nut November 😭

by @yo-demons-itz-me-ya-boiii November 11, 2019

Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.

Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.

by Energy 79 October 4, 2016

eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.

I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

Nut Cracker

When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.

If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker

by The_Ulimate_Noob November 12, 2020

Nut Whisper

When you are fucking a girl and you secretly nut inside of her but she doesn't know and only finds out when it's too late.

Yo how was your night with Sarah?

Dude it was amazing! I even managed to pull off a nut whisper!

by LemonSkittlz January 7, 2018

Slithering Nuts

Sliding your nuts from left to right, much like a slithering snake, across a females face.

What if i slithered my nuts across a girls face in public? Call them slithering nuts.

by JakeSpecs August 6, 2020