dat ass

a phrase that is said when a person has a butt that looks nice & hard to not look at, typically said by guys but can be also said by girls, if they're into that stuff.
Logan:damn delilah! dat ass!
Will:can i get a slice of that?
Abraham:nice...
John:lol you losers go get a gf
Will,Abraham,Logan,Andrew,&Chad: John shut the fuck up!!
Delilah:guy fights... really.
Alyssa: I agree.
by a wild bandaid May 07, 2017
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ass munch

means you are a fucking idiot
indicates you like to eat ass
I'm not lending you five bucks ass munch
by Pat N April 17, 2003
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ass off

verb

The act of saying "fuck you" to responsibility and obligation, and just going off to do your own thing.
I told Daniel to stay home while the neighbors where in our house, but he'd rather just ass off and go to the bar.
by BigLJ March 28, 2007
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Ass-imo

Likes to be called "emmy". An amazingly stupid person who tries to work in a technical field.
Ass-imo's try to get by on looks or sexual favors in return for others doing their job.
A mean person to those who can't help them, obsequious and overly kind to those who they think can.
Emmy was pissed because the client expected her to solve the problem. She screamed as she slammed down the phone: idiot, idiot, idiot; e-d-i-o-t!
by Stan West March 22, 2005
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ass gas

by d October 02, 2003
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Ass clap

To destroy someone so completely in a pokemon battle that the only way to describe the destruction is to say they got ass clapped
You just handed that guy a 6-0 ass clap
by Ass Clap February 03, 2014
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Ass Paint

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.
Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.
by FunnyMrBiggs August 20, 2011
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