Hood Standard is an occurrence commonly experienced by people in the inner city or the "hood." This occurs when a seemingly successful person from the hood is praised by fellow hood members for their impressive accomplishments. While this person might truly be successful, most are usually only successful by hood standards. In the hood, going to college and having a wide vocabulary might be seen as a tremendous success. However, outside of the hood, these accomplishments are commonplace. This causes the person to have a false sense of security and an inflated view of themselves. This can be detrimental when the person leaves the hood and is pushed to confront the real world, where their "accomplishments" might not mean much. It is important to remain level headed, humble and hardworking to avoid this false sense of security and prevent Hood Standard. When a successful person from the hood avoids Hood Standard they will become truly successful by all definitions in society.
(This is not to discredit the accomplishments of people from the hood as they do have to overcome enormous obstacles such as poverty and crime)
(This is not to discredit the accomplishments of people from the hood as they do have to overcome enormous obstacles such as poverty and crime)
Hoodmember 1: "Wow man did you see Mike, he goes to community college and has a part time job, that kid is going places, what a success."
Hoodmember 2: "Yeah man, i wouldn't be surprised if he became president or a doctor and shit"
Person 3: Big deal, everyone in my town goes to college and works as well, they are no successes. Everyone does that. You guys are judging him by hood standard
Hoodmember 2: "Yeah man, i wouldn't be surprised if he became president or a doctor and shit"
Person 3: Big deal, everyone in my town goes to college and works as well, they are no successes. Everyone does that. You guys are judging him by hood standard
by TheOneWhoGrooves March 30, 2015

An object placed on an erect penis that stays there on its own. For example, a water bottle placed over the shaft would be considered a hood ornament .
Girl: Hey Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*
G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*
G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol
by onateag April 24, 2011

A man, specifically a nigger, that claims to be rich, because he makes $4 more per hour than his nigger friends who live on welfare. Demonstrated well by Waka Flocka Flame.
Nigger #1 - Aye bress I'm hood rich!
Nigger #2 - Nahh boe you ain't got shit in yo wallet.
Nigger #1 - My Cadillac sit on 24s nigga!
Nigger #2 - But you ain't got no gas.
Nigger #1 - Fuck...
Nigger #2 - Nahh boe you ain't got shit in yo wallet.
Nigger #1 - My Cadillac sit on 24s nigga!
Nigger #2 - But you ain't got no gas.
Nigger #1 - Fuck...
by White Superiority November 27, 2011

ex. The price of items in a convenience store that you would usually get from a grocery store for less,such as, bread,toilet paper,beer,etc....
ex. The price of clothes,shoes,hats and accessories from a smaller neighborhood clothing store that you would get from a urban outfitter in a more retail oriented location for a more reasonable cost.
Sentence: Dont buy that bread out of here yo,you paying double wit that "hood tax".
Sentence: Maaaan,these Nikes got that "hood tax" on em!
ex. The price of clothes,shoes,hats and accessories from a smaller neighborhood clothing store that you would get from a urban outfitter in a more retail oriented location for a more reasonable cost.
Sentence: Dont buy that bread out of here yo,you paying double wit that "hood tax".
Sentence: Maaaan,these Nikes got that "hood tax" on em!
by S.T.T.R.E.S.S. September 1, 2010

A variation of a three-way in which a male is performing anal sex on another male who is simulaneously performing anal sex on a female (all while standing), stemming from when Robin Hood shot an arrow directly into the butt of another arrow.
by Sho'tay July 22, 2010

by the guy that mash hood pissed off fr the last time December 12, 2006

by mike July 16, 2004
