H. R. Pickens is the man who got the closest to destroying Abraham H Parnasis, who then sired a boy with his granddaughter, as his final revenge against H. R.
by avandownbytheriver March 05, 2021
by Smiley-jade1 August 27, 2018
by PBS July 05, 2005
An alternative to saying, "Jesus H. Christ", or usually said right before you explain how stupid someone is.
Beavis H. Christ, that kid is a complete and total moron. Or could be used right after you hurt yourself accidentally, like when you stub your toe.
by pablofactor July 16, 2010
Dad: Suzy, did you take the dog for a walk yet?
Suzy: Not yet dad, I will in a minute.
Dad: Cannabis H. Sativa, do I have to do everything around here?
Suzy: Not yet dad, I will in a minute.
Dad: Cannabis H. Sativa, do I have to do everything around here?
by Ben Verbeck December 16, 2007
An alternative to Jesus Christ. The H is added due to numerous reasons. Some say it stood for Holy, some say it stood for Harold because of, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name". Other theories about the origin of the H. is:
1. H stood for Haploid since Jesus has no human father.
2. It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.
3. H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).
Jesus H. Christ is an expression just as "Jesus Christ" Only with an H added in, most likely for humor.
1. H stood for Haploid since Jesus has no human father.
2. It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.
3. H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).
Jesus H. Christ is an expression just as "Jesus Christ" Only with an H added in, most likely for humor.
by Ethan Lin June 30, 2005
1. Used to show shock
2. What does the H. stand for?
3. Used by the drill instructor in the movie Full Metal Jacket
2. What does the H. stand for?
3. Used by the drill instructor in the movie Full Metal Jacket
by NamelessRain October 23, 2007