Goon Trap

‘Goon Trap’ is where you are somewhat attached to social media models/influencers that release NSFW content on certain platforms, where you pay for the content they release that shows teasing content but not the full blown nudity in photos and Videos which you ‘Goon’ to, in hopes more spicy content gets release but never does. Thus you still pay regardless constantly hoping to see full blown content to ‘Goon’ over.

E.g.

Guy 1: Do you remember that influencer from the other day?
Guy 2: What? The one who basically got nothing on but doesn’t show much more?
Guy 1: Yeah I’ve paid for her content for months, I can’t help feeling she’s a ‘Goon Trap’

by Goonageddon December 30, 2025

Gooning

Excessive PDA and/or loud sexual intercourse

Daughter: Let's go to the mall.
Mother: I'm tired. Dad and I went to bed late last night.

Daughter: It's not my fault you guys were gooning

by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025

Elegant Goon

Elegant Goon is an independent recording artist from Olean, NY and is most known for his project called 'Glolean'. Wanna goon like this? Got a take risks.

Elegant goon is the man, the myth, and the legend.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2026

Moon Gooning

Cutting the head off a buffalo, placing it on a tree stump and masturbating on it with a group of tribesmen under the full moon.

Aw fuck man the group Moon Gooning was so lit i got completely wasted

by lemndg January 5, 2026

goon

To masturbate excessively but not completing an orgasm.

Dave- You need to stop gooning!

by Sir Pronouncealot January 6, 2026

Goon One

Nickname and callsign for the horniest person in a friend group

"Goon One, do you copy?"
"nah bro he's on reddit again"

by Legal System January 8, 2026

Goons

Group of people that will do whatever they can to keep people up at night.

Last night at the sleepover I got woken up by the blue pants and the goons

by Fat Perez January 14, 2025