Flat Meat

n. road kill that's been run over so many times, it's extremely flat.

China King sells Flat Meat instead of real food.

by Samira Williams January 23, 2009

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Flat get after it

Thought to have originated in France, this phrase is used when a homosexual male wants to have sex with another male. so, he tells him to get on his back in preparation for sex. Other countries use the phrase to refer to a female elephant in heat.

"Hey Sexy, flat get after it!"

by Justin Grahamn December 9, 2008

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Flat sack

One who has no balls, a neutered dog. Just a sack with no balls.

Hey wade you have no balls you are a flat sack

by Cuevous May 28, 2016

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Floot Floo

A sexual position involving a pool noodle, 2 pigeons, and an ice tea.

Dude she let me give her a floot floo last night.

by NemoNoctis February 6, 2019

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Flat earther

Morons who believe the earth is flat, even though it makes no sense from 3 key points
1. If earth is flat, why are the other planets not?
2. If earth is a disk, explain how from the moon, earth has some continents that remain hidden from view when looking at it straight on?
3. If earth Is flat, then how can you explain how Antarctica is a massive island that can be seen from space?

Bonus point!
If earth is flat then why is the water not pooling to the centre of the world's surface due to gravitational pull to the centre of the world?

Normal person 1: uses logic to disprove flat earther's conspiracy theories

Flat earther walks away
Normal person 2: outstanding move!

by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball October 18, 2021

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