dorito flaps

Those small, triangular flaps of flesh that some unfortunate small breasted women have.

"Yo, check out Christina's thick booty."

"Yeah, but she sporting Dorito flaps up top, that's a hard pass."

by Scottynaughtybody June 04, 2023

Fart flaps

When a man gets so old that when he lays on his back his balls cover his ass hole

"Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"

by GnTMoose July 14, 2020

smelly flaps syndrome

Foul smelling odour emanating from the vulva majoris.

Damn! That girl has Smelly Flaps Syndrome (SFS) . I can smell it a mile away.

by UWOTM8? October 15, 2017

guinea flaps

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.

I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....

by southernlady83 June 26, 2018

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

mud flaps

a pair of ass cheeks

1: yo how'd you like your spicy food
2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet

by vwfwefewfwef March 08, 2022

Mud flaps

The hairy patch of a Man's lower back that is just above his butt crack.

(Hairy Man bent over with pants falling down in the back ) Hey your mud flaps are showing, pull up your pants.

by Russian pearl February 04, 2016