Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

by landon haas May 21, 2024

Cari Fletcher

The greatest lesbian to ever exist

"omg do you know who cari fletcher is?"
"um obviously, shes the greatest lesbian to ever exist"

by goodtitsbigheart July 21, 2024

carbonated felching

Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.

"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//

by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025

So fetch

"So fetch" is a term for when you are conversing with someone and find something they said or are wearing to be unique and to your liking.

"Wow Katie that skirt you are wearing today is so fetch, you should try to wear it more often"

by Steflovesboba September 8, 2025

Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove

1)A half Asian, half White male who doesn't mind doing whatever he wants. Also a Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove uses phrases similar to "Fuck You!", "What are you, stupid?", or "God...damn."

2)Writer of the song "Toby (I'm So Sorry)"

1) Tyler: Yo Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove, you're Asian, right"
Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove: What are you, stupid?

2) Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove- "Toby, I am so sorry. And Jahlani, is sitting next to yoooooooouu."

by Brotha Moses October 11, 2011

Pulling a Fletcher

Faking an injury in order to not be bested by someone younger and more skilled than you. This is the most shameful way of faking an injury and is practiced routinely by PolySci majors who run Cross-Country.

Ryan: Oh my God I think I broke my ankle!
Cody: Are you sure you're not just "Pulling a Fletcher" so that you don't look bad when you lose the race?
Ryan: Of course not! Look, you can see the bone!
Cody: You don't even sound believable.

by Mr. Drewpeacock January 18, 2012

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021