February 26

If you request for the 26 special, the first person you ask is automatically required to kiss you, lick your cheek, or give you a lap dance.

You: Ayee it’s February 26th you know what that means
Her/him: ok get over here and let me sit on your peen

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February 26nd

February 26nd is national long finger revenge day. Any one with short fingers can be beat up by people with long fingers.

Long finger kid: You know what today is?
Short finger kid: oh no it is February 26nd.

February 26nd by Sydmen November 6, 2019

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If you don’t get you bf you don’t get hugs kisses and cuddles etc.

Bf it’s February 27 and you haven’t gotten me anything you know what that means
Gf FUCK!

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February 18th is national push devon down a flight of stairs for not having seen the movie The Sandlot

Dylan: You know what day it is? February 18th
Devon: Fuck

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National grab anyone's butt day

Let me grab dat butt its February 19th

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its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day

Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?

February 22 by Krkič February 21, 2020

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On this day a true bad bitch from Gracanica is born and she is the prettiest one. We love her you know who u are

Wow shes so pretty. Yeah shes born on February 12th

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