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Menu Fucked

When the waiter / waitress at a restaurant doesn't give enough menus for the entire table.
Related to salsa fucked
Jake: Ughh! That waitress has no idea what she's doing. I'm totally menu fucked!
by xGigi_Weasleyx December 15, 2008
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swine fluked

When you feel fuked by the deadly swine flu virus.

"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.
Doctor: Am sorry, your test reports +ve. You are swine fuked (swine fluked)!!
Patient: fuk the swine..
by slim_berry August 20, 2009
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Frank Fucked

When you fuck an ugly teacher at a local college because you are too dumb to be able to pass the class on your own. Your sexual endeavors with said teacher will hopefully allow you to pass the class.
Fanklin Frank Fucked to pass his Operating Systems class. The dude is pro!
by Lil Sp00n March 19, 2010
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Giga-fucked

A condition realized when you go way over your shitty 5GB per month wireless allotment and realize that there is no way you can pay your Sprint bill without taking a second job.
Gamer: well, that download puts me at 37 GB this month, I am giga-fucked.
by kellygirl2968 September 17, 2010
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Rubber fucked

Having sex with a condom on.

(Not having to worry about stds or pregnancy)
Duuudeeee, i totallly rubber fucked that ho last night.
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fridge-fucked

When anything left uncovered in a fridge is sucked dry of all its moisture.
Oh no! My cheese has been totally fridge-fucked.
by Wraith Van Morn July 8, 2011
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knuckle fucked in the cock sucker

When someone is about to get their lights punched out directly
"He about got knuckle fucked in the cock sucker after he said that scandalous shit"
by jonesinj January 1, 2012
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