Event Sex

(Noun) The few days each year when you just know you're gonna get laid.

Typically a birthday, anniversary, or Federally recognized holiday. Equally appropriate for male or female.

Tom made sure to save some Viagra for Christmas Eve; his wife Deborah would be expecting a long night of Event Sex.

by CrackinCricket February 28, 2010

evangenital

A Christian evangelist who is intolerant of differing beliefs, especially one who is loudly so, and therefore can be said to be acting like a dick or a twat.

Thanks to the evangenitals in my hometown, the liquor store was shut down, the porn-store owner was run out of town, and the pharmacist was forced to stop carrying birth control.

by Emdeecee December 11, 2009

Evangadating

1. Attempting to date a non-Christian of the opposite sex with the intent of converting them to Christ, sharing the Gospel.

"Caleb is evangadating Eva right now trying to convert her to Christ."

by Michael Dayton May 11, 2010

Evifuckindently

A word used to acknowledge the evident with emphasis and flavor.

Person 1: I think women. may find me unattractive because I am four hundred pounds.

Person 2: Evifuckindently !

by Fritz von H December 15, 2010

everything's basically fine

A philosophical viewpoint, a sort of Western version of wu-wei, those who expound this philosophy tend to be laid back but less than productive members of society.

Person 1: "Oh no I'll never make this deadline"

Person 2: "Yeah but everything's basically fine"

by The_Hess November 1, 2010

Evan Walsh

The Man. The beard. The Hero

Evan walsh is the man.

by friendlyfire09 January 21, 2011

evagachunt

A period with large chunks spurting sporadically out of the vagina. Briefly followed by Post Menstrual Syndrome (PMS).

The woman waitress at the pristine french restaurant suddenly had an evagachunt.

by dumdumdum69 April 16, 2011