dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless

Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.

by damrogers December 10, 2013

dick vulture

A woman whom at the end of the night was unable to find her suitor of choice, but still wants to have coitus that evening and is left picking through 2 AM man scraps (just the scrubs left in the club)

That girl must be hurtin' for some sex! Look at her being a dick vulture.

by MagicMicah January 5, 2014

Dick Trickle Salute

A drinking game where you must take a drink each time the spirit of Dick Trickle speaks.

You sit outside under a canopy tent. Most fun when camping. Usually part of the canopy will form a pocket that will pool water when it is raining. This pocket will fill, then at some point empty. When it empties, the spirit of 'ole Dick Trickle is telling you to take a drink for him.

The Dick Trickle Salute.

Louie: It's raining pretty good tonight, I think Dick's going to be around for a while.
Dick Trickle: *rain water emptying*
Bob: There's old Dick Trickle, time for a Dick Trickle Salute.

by redhat9 July 21, 2014

Dick Trumpet

An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.

I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet

by Noddy VanWinkle May 23, 2016

dick nuts cereal

When a woman gargles nutsack to the point where the bodily fluid overflows out of her mouth.

Damn Ron, Parker's Mom is making dick nuts cereal again.

by GoPastTheLimit May 20, 2016

Dick the halls

When that asshole next door puts up his Christmas lights before Thanksgiving.

Danny: Man, sure is a beautiful day. Hey Fred what's your neighbor doing?

Fred: Looks like he's trying to dick the halls

Danny: Damn, no respect for Thanksgiving anymore.

by FortKnox5 March 26, 2016

Dick Blush

"That made my dick blush" is a term used when a male sees or hears something incredibly arousing or attractive, combined with a feeling of shyness or embarrassment. It can also be said by women as a comedic effect.

When seeing his girlfriend in that outfit for the first time, it made his dick blush.

OR

Babe, that took me by surprise. I think my dick blushed.

by Punkymunk May 3, 2018