Dolphin

A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.

in short: funny mammal fish thing

Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!

by pentatonic July 20, 2023

dolphins

cute,right?
yeah you didn’t expect they were rapists

wtf dolphins

by noplsbruh November 2, 2023

dolphinage

Ngl idk what the definition is. I saw it in the credits of Guesspionage from Jackbox 2. May have been a mistype of "dolphin age," however it was given a percentage (83% (or 82)) instead of a regular number, so I doubt that's the case.

Is dolphinage a real word?

by TheFeetFairy January 1, 2024

Dolphin-head

When the tip of a man’s penis slips out of some article of clothing.

Bro I was working out in some super small shorts and my dolphin-head just popped right out.

by Girth-Micheals January 4, 2024

Dolphins

Dolphins may look cute, but their wild counterparts commit many heinous war crimes

Johnny's car keys were stolen by dolphins last week

by The flipflops November 26, 2023

Dolphined

Getting dolphined is the event in which someone intentionally pokes the hood of your sweatshirt inside out in order to make it resemble the fin of a dolphin. This is generally done in schools and without the victims knowledge, as part of the fun is waiting until they realize they’ve been dolphined.

I just dolphined Jeff’s hood! Let’s see how long it takes for him to notice.

by dankdude November 30, 2023

dolphinmaxxing

To commit heinous crimes that male dolphins do. (Drugs, rape, cannibalism etc)

"Yo bro last night was craazy!"
"I know! We were dolphinmaxxing like hell!"
"The bodies wont be found right?"
"No way bro! But I still have some leftovers if you want some."

by Signmyletiton2 May 23, 2024