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Shut the front door 

This is the phrase you say when you are in front of young people, old people, and your boss. Or if you just don't want to cuss. It is a lot better than saying "What the fuck!?" Or "Shut your mouth!". It is a censor phrase and is commonly used by Stacey London on What Not to Wear.
Lisa:"Bobby and I got engaged!"
Amy:"Shut the front door!"
Shut the front door by SCFoggy December 10, 2010

the door in the floor 

it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.
Hey yo, every since I stole that lady's purse I've been having the door in the floor!
the door in the floor by Kat November 20, 2004

poopie doops

Someone who doesn't have a sense of humor and just sits down like a retarted monkey everyday.
Emo kid: I am so sad. I am going to kill myself.
Me: GET A LIFE AND STOP BEING SUCH A POOPIE DOOPS! Cutting yourself does nothing but make more pain.
Emo kid: I want to be a poopie doops.
Me: Go away.
poopie doops by tilatequilafan555 January 15, 2008

space shuttle door gunner 

A humorous reference to rear echelon personnel who like to talk up how much combat experience they have.
Yeah, that Jack is a real hero. Ask him about his tour as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner if you want to shut him up.

suicide door 

A door in a building on the second floor or higher leading outside that probably had a balcony or porch at one time, but now leads to nowhere. A door like this where there is something soft at the ground to cushion your fall does not count as a suicide door.
If you're going over to my aunt's house, watch out for the suicide door on the third floor.
suicide door by Pumble September 24, 2005

snail's doorstep 

I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.
Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep
snail's doorstep by Loopydave February 20, 2017