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Dad's fun box

Let's shoot missiles in dad's fun box.
by Paul Mchorny January 21, 2022
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dad racist

When your dad, grandpa, uncle, etc. say things that are racist and questionable, but they aren't actually prejudiced against anyone.
"Is your dad racist?"

"Nah but he is dad racist"
by PerkN December 26, 2021
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Dad Sandwich

A sad sandwich made from the two crust ends of a loaf of sliced bread.
No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.
by RuralFervor February 10, 2022
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Dad-ass

When you are a dad and you sneeze just to scare others ass.
You see that guy, he's such a dad-ass
by the guy who overshares. April 6, 2022
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dad bot

jump off a cliff backwards with a potato sack on your head
then
let your body get eaten by the rats as you cling onto the last of your life
you will feel your skin pierced and yanked at
the flies will nest in your eyes
it will render you blind and then you will try to bite on your tounge to let that blood loss kill you but no
hot coals will be used to cauterise and burn you
unable to die from blood loss
you will try to stop breathing
you finally succeed
you realise you are still alive
you are in purgatory
you will be in constant pain and agony
your life will have meant nothing
you will perish
no one will remember
your corpse will be unrecognisable
you will have a closed casket funeral
only your children will arrive, they try to open your casket and see you
the state of your weak flesh has been rotted to a horrid extent
the disgust causes your children to kill themselves instantly on the spot
by tiddiemilk April 18, 2022
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Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.
“Hey look over there
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly
by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022
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Dad Porn

Action movies in which the old timers continuously prove their superiority over the younger generation
by Blam7713 May 17, 2022
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