cum baby

a condom that is filled with a large amount of seamen that is sealed with a knot tied at the end.

I found a cum baby in between the couch cushions at the hotel i was staying.

by gravy robber September 27, 2009

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cum clouds

Abnormally large, moist flakes of snow.

Eskimoes had 500 terms for snow. Cum clouds was not among them.

"It's not just snowing outside, it's like walking through flying clouds of cum out there! It's all in my hair and shit!"

"Could you imagine if those were real cum clouds??? You'd just be walking and they'd be all flying in your mouth and your eyes!"

by C 2 Shine N C January 14, 2007

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Cum Tanker

Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.

"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

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bubble cum

When you bust in a girls mouth and she blows bubbles with it.

Hell I knew she was a freak but I wasn't expecting bubble cum!.

by KingKoopa172 September 14, 2006

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Cum Tribute

When a girl uploads an attractive or sexually orientated photograph of herself. A male will then print the photograph, masturbate to it and then cum onto it. They will then take a photo of the end result and send it to the girl. It is growing in popularity with young couples, as it shows the males appreciation of his partner.

"She wanted me to cum tribute her photo"

by vickymac January 14, 2014

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